Well, it’s been two long years, but we finally did it. We reached 10,000 potatoes. 10,242, to be more or less exact. That’s more potatoes than I ever thought I’d have. Way back when I started out, even 1,000 potatoes seemed like a big number.
I can’t say how much it means to me that we’ve come this far since then. So I just want to say thank you — to each and every one of you — for giving me potatoes.
I love potatoes.
I hope you’re familiar with my homepage by now. Otherwise, you probably think I’m drunk.
That’s views, if you were wondering.
[Cue chorus of “OHHHH”]
Back when I created this site, I thought I was really funny so instead of a hit counter, I made a potato counter. You might also find it funny… if you were an Irish farmer, or you spent more than five minutes on Neopets.
Point is, it’s kind of a milestone… right? I need to have more milestone celebrations. Like actually acknowledging anniversaries. Or thanking my readers. Maybe I should just throw a party after every chapter.
If only that were plausible. HOWEVER, in honour of the blog’s modest achievement, I can give you some modest, blog-related funnies:
1) The fact that this is our #1 source of notability.
Guess I won’t be taking that picture down anytime soon.
2) Back when I didn’t know how to WordPress, and line breaks were the bane of my existence.
“Enter” just wasn’t good enough for that thing. So I would make homemade line breaks out of ALL CAPS profanities turned white.
3) The joys of spam.
Calm down, man.
That’s okay, words are hard.
You’re right, “BLOG_TITLE” is kinda plain. It’s a good thing I picked “The Dysfunkshinul Legacy,” but I’ll admit, it was a toss-up! I ain’t saying you ain’t got a point, Food Allergy Symptoms. I will try to add “a picture or two” to my next post.
I apologize. It’s late and I’m suffering from just-dyed-my-hair-and-I-hate-it despair, and I felt like being productive-but-not-really. In all seriousness though, thank you for helping me reach 10,000 views! You are all absolutely fantastic. ❤
Real post soon!