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7.16 Enhance Your Calm

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Guys this legacy turns nine tomorrow. What the actual fork.

Will I make it under the decade mark at this point? Actually, I forbid anyone from answering that. Don’t even put it in the universe.

In other news, I am humbled by the fact that I can disappear for seven months and come back to one of these:

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Once again proving that the people reading this blog are far cooler than the dweeb writing it. Thank you to anyone on Boolprop who voted for this dumb, inactive legacy. ❤

Alright, back to business. Gen Seven. Raising seven kids. And screenshots dated 2017 – which honestly just hurts, man.

How did we end up here?!

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Ixi: Allow me to stage a dramatic reenactment.

Alright, I’m waiting.

Ixi: No, this is it.

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Knock, knock! Housekeeping!

This post is… exactly what the title suggests it is. There are a couple of things I want to mention without making my regular posts any longer or more excitement-packed than they already are, so here goes!

Number One is this:

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Sorry, I was halfway through cropping that when a wasp attacked me IN MY LIVING ROOM. Let’s try again, shall we?

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