Posted by gryffindork7
Alternative title: Everything Goes to Shit.
Let me warn you in advance, this is going to be a long’un. Remember how I said “there’s a baby next chapter, I’m 85% sure of it”? Well, I grossly miscalculated and lied and misrepresented and I’m pretty sure at least one of those is a felony so arrest me plz, I deserve it. On the bright side, I’m endeavouring to annihilate the rest of the university screenshots in one fell swoop — or rather, one really drawn-out chapter.
Ugh I am so done with this.
I mean, uh, this is gonna be really exciting! Please don’t leave 😀
Let’s start with this concerning scene. Either Malissa got hired by Umbridge and is tailing her husband to a DA meeting, or…
Malissa: I’m following the trail of sparkles! Weeeee!
Just as I thought – guiding his impaired wife safely home like a dutiful husband. Their relationship is much more functional than it appears.
Posted in Generashun 4
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