***BIO UPDATED 2 JUNE 2019***
Name: Sam Winterwolf
Age: Young Adult
Samantha Somethingorother, whom you have to blame for this website and these abominable Sims, is a strange duck who usually goes by Sam because eight letters are just too many. She is twenty-six years old and has not done much with her life besides winning some high school writing contests, co-captaining a pretty successful quidditch team, growing and tanking an Etsy store in three years, and constantly telling everyone: “it’s okay, I’m going to be a billionaire author someday.” Like whoa, overachiever much?
As we speak, she is typing some dumb paragraphs on a computer that she spent all of her savings and much of her time to build. It has now been seven(!) years since she wrote this, and both paragraphs and computer have been gutted at least once. She is also typing on a laptop, as she had to leave the Precious behind on an intercontinental move in early 2019. As an ESL teacher, she can now finally say that her degree in English and French was not a TOTAL waste of time.
Fact: Sam owes her soul to an overgrown kitten named Dewey. Dewey passed away from FLV in late 2018, but she swears he’s still responsible for everything that falls off her desk.
Sam first encountered The Sims sixteen years ago when her older sister got the game as a Christmas present. Sam asked if she could play; her sister said no. Now, Sam is a full-blown addict who has failed the legacy challenge eight times, retired from a short career in CC-making, and even invented a sadistic game show called Sim Salad!
When Sam is not Simming, she enjoys hanging out with friends and taking long walks on the beach. Just kidding! She watches Korean dramas, dances alone in her apartment, washes her hands too many times, and takes a shameful number of selfies like this one:
Sam currently resides in Seoul, South Korea, where she deftly navigates the language barrier (false) and inspires a generation of youths by overusing cat GIFs in her Powerpoints (actually somewhat true).
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