***UPDATED 13 JANUARY 2016***
Name: Sam Winterwolf
Age: Young Adult
Samantha Somethingorother, whom you have to blame for this website and these abominable Sims, is a strange duck who usually goes by Sam because eight letters are just too many. She is twenty-three years old and has not done much with her life besides winning a couple of writing contests, gaining dual Canadian/Australian citizenship, attending Harry Potter conventions, and constantly telling everyone she meets “it’s okay, I’m going to be a billionaire author someday.” Like whoa, overachiever much?
As we speak, she is typing some dumb paragraphs on a computer that she spent all of her savings and much of her time to build. However, during the productive part of the year, she works humdrum jobs that have nothing to do with her degree in English Literature and French Studies.
Sam first encountered The Sims thirteen years ago when her older sister got the game as a Christmas present. Sam asked if she could play; her sister said no. Now, Sam is a full-blown addict who has failed the legacy challenge eight times, retired from a short career in CC-making, and even invented a sadistic game show called Sim Salad!
When Sam is not Simming, she enjoys hanging out with friends and taking long walks on the beach. Just kidding! She watches Netflix, plays quidditch, washes her hands too many times, and takes a shameful number of selfies like this one:
Sam currently resides in Ontario, where she exists in a constant power struggle with an overgrown kitten named Dewey.
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