***BIO PDATED 5 MAY 2018***
Name: Sam Winterwolf
Age: Young Adult
Samantha Somethingorother, whom you have to blame for this website and these abominable Sims, is a strange duck who usually goes by Sam because eight letters are just too many. She is twenty-five years old and has not done much with her life besides winning some high school writing contests, gaining dual Canadian/Australian citizenship, co-captaining a pretty successful quidditch team, and constantly telling everyone “it’s okay, I’m going to be a billionaire author someday.” Like whoa, overachiever much?
As we speak, she is typing some dumb paragraphs on a computer that she spent all of her savings and much of her time to build. (It has now been six years since she wrote this, and both paragraphs and hardware are well past due for an upgrade.) On productive days, she works at a local cat cafe, where she perfects her latte art and takes extra long “bathroom breaks” to catch up with the furry residents. She also runs an Etsy store and religiously denies that her degree in English and French was a waste of time.
Sam first encountered The Sims fifteen years ago when her older sister got the game as a Christmas present. Sam asked if she could play; her sister said no. Now, Sam is a full-blown addict who has failed the legacy challenge eight times, retired from a short career in CC-making, and even invented a sadistic game show called Sim Salad!
When Sam is not Simming, she enjoys hanging out with friends and taking long walks on the beach. Just kidding! She watches Korean dramas, plays quidditch, washes her hands too many times, and takes a shameful number of selfies like this one:
Sam currently resides in Ontario, where she exists in a constant power struggle with an overgrown kitten named Dewey.
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