Update from Purgatory

Scratch that—this is what Hell looks like.


Thank goodness DSLady has fired back some Sunshine and Liebster questions to keep me busy! At this rate, I will have composed an entire autobiography before the results are in.


1. How tall are you?
5’5” when I want to be intimidating; 5’4” when I want to be cute. (5’4.5” doesn’t fit on internet forms.)

2. Are you a morning person?
With a vengeance. I feel like this clashes with most aspects of my personality and lifestyle, but when my internal clock goes off I spring up and practically start dancing. Which also means falling asleep in front of 8 o’clock movies, but that’s where coffee comes in. 😉

3. If you could dye your hair any colour, which would you go? If none, why not?
I’ve been dying to try blonde, but I’m afraid of feeling like a totally different person. Also of frying my hair.

4. Sunrise or Sunset?
Ohhhh I get it because this is the Sunshine Award I may be an early bird, but sunsets are straight-up prettier.

5. Are you in the Minion hateclub or fanclub?
Neither? I feel like they’re a victim of Nickelback Syndrome, i.e. the internet suddenly declared a collective vendetta against them and we all took up our pitchforks just to be cool. Mind you, I’d probably take out a minion with a pitchfork if it came running at me.

6. What’s your Hogwarts house and why?
Well Ravenclawk and Slytherink just don’t have the same ring to them, you see. I’d be an unlikely Gryffindor type like Hermione or Neville, but I’m also incredibly competitive and like to treat life as a series of epic quests.

7. Are you good at public speaking?
I figured it out toward the end of uni. If I talk with my hands enough, people don’t notice how badly they’re shaking.

8. Tell us about your favourite book.
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of Number Four Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last sorts of people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such— oh, whoops, that’s not what you meant.

9. Favourite pizza topping?
PINEAPPLE ON PINEAPPLE I’m the least discerning pizza eater ever, but tomatoes and feta are my OTP.

10. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
No, I have a cat now.

11. What is your favourite season?
Fall in Stardew Valley, Winter at Hogwarts, but irl I’m happiest during Spring.


1. How often do you listen to music?
Almost constantly when I’m alone. But I’m a weirdo and need to shut it off to get actual writing done.

2. What kind of music you like? Share a song if you want!
My music taste is a delightful trash heap that knows not the meaning of cohesion. A typical playlist features Top 40 dance music, instrumental soundtracks, sea shanties, classic rock, French rap, EDM, symphonic metal and not a single k-pop song nooooo not one. I usually get really embarrassed about sharing my favourite songs, but here, you can have this one!

3. Do you have/want tattoos? Describe them!
My one and only (for now):

4. Have you read/watched LOTR? Do you like it or think it’s too long and boring?
Lol what’s a LOTR?

5. Thoughts on children?
My maternal instinct is totally mis-programmed for cats. However, I’ve recently realized I kind of enjoy working with them.

6. Do you like where you’re from?
I don’t have a hometown, but I also like how that sounds, so yes.

7. Favourite expansion pack?
World Adventures is my bro. *fist bump*

8. What’s your favourite series? (books, tv show, or movies?)
*consciously avoiding HP/LOTR answers* Lately I’ve been binging Pokémon Indigo League and falling in love with it thrice over. One day I hope to attain Team Rocket’s level of punnery.

9. What’s your favourite game? (Other than sims!)
I’ve proclaimed my love for Stardew Valley and Pokémon already, so here’s a shout-out to my first major PC addiction, Zoo Tycoon.

10. What’s your favourite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
Making a really long to-do list for the sole purpose of not doing anything on said to-do list.

11. What is your current desktop picture?
This has been on there since I started this legacy, almost to the day:
(Sorry, Kyoshi’s face.)

Who knew it would be so hard to shut me up once I got going?

Not a peep more until something important happens. Promise.

Happy Simming!


About gryffindork7

I like cats. This is a really thorough bio.

Posted on July 16, 2017, in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. WINTERSPELL IS SO GOOD! So glad to find another fan of two steps from hell 🙂 I also am a huge fan of winter in hogwarts / spring in real life — loved reading your answers!

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  2. Yes, may I offer you some questions in this trying time?

    (The sunset thing was also a Sunset Valley joke)

    You know, I feel like the HP/LOTR based questions will fly gently by most people, they seem to smack you in the face and leave you reeling. It’s quite funny!

    Also, I am so glad you got sucked into Stardew Valley hell. Not because I think it’s fun to watch people suffer (what), but so that I’m not alone in said hell any more! WOOP!! Fall is far and away the best season in Stardew, because everything is orange and pretty, and there are pumpkins!!

    Loving your desktop picture. RIP Kyoshi, though.

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  3. Yay, more snippets to read! Because we all love to find out the little things about our fellow simmers, and try to figure out just how much you’re like the people you admire. Oh wait, is that just me?

    Also, I feel like you brought the three-way-tie upon yourself, with the awesomest cast of siblings ever to grace this legacy. It would probably be too much to hope for that you would play out with 3 heirs? I don’t think you’re quite as masochistic as Jenn, so you probably wouldn’t allow your game to get to 15-odd sims, y/y?


    • Not just you. 😛

      It’s not my fault – they turned out awesome on their own, I swear! I admit upon reading this comment I had a moment of insanity where I was like “heck yeah I can do that!!” (mainly I was concerned about fitting all their faces on the header). But I honestly don’t trust myself to keep everyone alive in a household like that… we all know the unicorn would be the first to go. XD

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  4. We are stuck in the SAME Hell, you and I. Except I have four, and only one is trailing behind. UGH, the pain!
    Gryffindork suits best because it’s a better pun and you wouldn’t live well with a meh pun.
    Zoo Tycoon is totally where it’s at!


    • Ugh, I hope you have also been rescued from the pits of doom by now!

      That is precisely why I am in Gryffindor – you said it better than I did.

      YES Zoo Tycoon! I still play sometimes…


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